{"id":729,"date":"2007-02-12T12:22:22","date_gmt":"2007-02-12T18:22:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mandmpond.com\/blog\/?p=729"},"modified":"2007-02-12T12:57:30","modified_gmt":"2007-02-12T18:57:30","slug":"funny-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/12\/funny-story\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny story…"},"content":{"rendered":"

So our pastor called my parents and asked them to teach preschool Sunday school at church. Dad immediately said, “No.” When asked if he’d pray about it, he said, “No.” At least he’s honest! But Mom said she would “pray about it” and conducted an exploratory study for herself by visiting the preschool class this Sunday.<\/p>\n

She told me that it was time to pass the offering and one little boy didn’t have any money, so he put his Valentine candy in the offering plate. I said, “Oh, Mom, what a blessing to see that. So are you going to teach?” She then said the next minute the boy looked up at her and said, “Ma’am, the boy next to me just pinched me on the nipple.” Haha! She said she is still undecided at this time!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So our pastor called my parents and asked them to teach preschool Sunday school at church. Dad immediately said, “No.” When asked if he’d pray about it, he said, “No.” At least he’s honest! But Mom said she would “pray about it” and conducted an exploratory study for herself by visiting the preschool class this […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/729"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=729"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/729\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=729"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=729"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=729"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}