{"id":4610,"date":"2009-12-14T12:54:31","date_gmt":"2009-12-14T18:54:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/14\/funny-noelle-stories\/"},"modified":"2009-12-14T17:09:15","modified_gmt":"2009-12-14T23:09:15","slug":"funny-noelle-stories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/14\/funny-noelle-stories\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Noelle stories!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Noelle and I have been telling bedtime stories about Jesus.&#160; Elaborate, detailed stories&#8230; I&#8217;ll tell a portion of a story, then we&#8217;ll sing a Christmas carol, and then go back to the story and on and on.&#160; <\/p>\n<p>We were actually talking about the wise men and how I imagined that they each had a camel because they had to travel so far to see Jesus.&#160; She interjected,<strong> &quot;When camels get mad, they spit.&#160; They really do!&quot; <\/strong>I don&#8217;t know where she got that, but it was a perfect contribution to the story!<\/p>\n<p>Okay, so last night&#8217;s story was awesome (in addition to that).&#160; I felt like God had really given me the words to convey how special Christ&#8217;s birth is to our 3 year old.&#160; I ended with, &quot;Do you have any questions, Noelle?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>She said, <strong>&quot;Yes Mommy.&#160; Why don&#8217;t you like to wear goggles underwater?&quot;<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Noelle and I have been telling bedtime stories about Jesus.&#160; Elaborate, detailed stories&#8230; I&#8217;ll tell a portion of a story, then we&#8217;ll sing a Christmas carol, and then go back to the story and on and on.&#160; We were actually talking about the wise men and how I imagined that they each had a camel [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4610"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4610"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4610\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4614,"href":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4610\/revisions\/4614"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4610"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4610"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4610"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}