{"id":39365,"date":"2014-04-02T11:16:10","date_gmt":"2014-04-02T16:16:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/?p=39365"},"modified":"2014-04-02T12:05:06","modified_gmt":"2014-04-02T17:05:06","slug":"funnies-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/2014\/04\/02\/funnies-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Funnies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"3\" face=\"Georgia\">When Rose makes a mistake, her routine is to say (when she truly feels remorse), \u201cI am so so sorry!&#160; I pinky pinky promise!\u201d<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"3\" face=\"Georgia\">A story by Anna Kate: The fake money we gave to the robbers didn\u2019t ding, and they said to each other, \u2018That money didn\u2019t ding, did it? That money is fake!!! There is no ding to that money!\u2019&#8217;\u201d<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"3\" face=\"Georgia\">Mommy asked Rose to give her a kiss and she said, \u201cNo, I can\u2019t.&#160; My muscles are too busy talking!\u201d<\/font><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><font size=\"3\" face=\"Georgia\">Mommy: Why do you call Noelle, Noella?<\/font> <\/li>\n<li><font size=\"3\" face=\"Georgia\">Rose: Because I love Noella, see?<\/font> <\/li>\n<li><font size=\"3\" face=\"Georgia\">Mommy: Did you know that she\u2019s your sister?<\/font> <\/li>\n<li><font size=\"3\" face=\"Georgia\">Rose: Of course!!!&#160; Yes! your majesty!&#160; Am I funny?<\/font> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><font size=\"3\" face=\"Georgia\">Rose: You\u2019re a great Mommy, don\u2019t you think you are!?!<\/font><\/p>\n<ul>\n<p><font size=\"3\" face=\"Georgia\">Rose playing dress-up with Anna Kate: Introducing, the Queen, my sister!!!<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"3\" face=\"Georgia\">Rose and I went shopping. I tried on a long maxi dress and she said, \u201cMom, you look so beautiful! Are you married?\u201d<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"3\" face=\"Georgia\">Rose was observing raindrops rolling down the window one day from inside of the car. She pressed the drops with her pointer finger on the glass of the window and said, \u201cTickle, tickle!\u201d \u201cMommy, I tickled the raindrops!\u201d<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"3\" face=\"Georgia\">Rose kissed Mommy over and over again at bedtime tonight. When she finished she said, \u201cWhew! There were a lot of hearts in there!\u201d<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"3\" face=\"Georgia\">Instead of \u201cYes, ma\u2019am!\u201d Rose always says, \u201cYes, man!\u201d&#160; It\u2019s so cute to hear \u201cYes Man\u2026\u201d when she\u2019s in trouble.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"3\" face=\"Georgia\">Every time a car\/truck drives by us that is pumping their bass, Rose points out the window of our car and says in a high pitched voice, \u201cParty car!!!\u201d&#160; Every.time.<\/font><\/p>\n<li><font size=\"3\" face=\"Georgia\">Noelle (to Anna Kate): You tried to pick up Hudson way too much!<\/font><\/li>\n<li><font size=\"3\" face=\"Georgia\">Anna Kate: No, I didn\u2019t.<\/font><\/li>\n<li><font size=\"3\" face=\"Georgia\">Noelle: Says the girl who did!<\/font><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When Rose makes a mistake, her routine is to say (when she truly feels remorse), \u201cI am so so sorry!&#160; I pinky pinky promise!\u201d A story by Anna Kate: The fake money we gave to the robbers didn\u2019t ding, and they said to each other, \u2018That money didn\u2019t ding, did it? That money is fake!!! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39365"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39365"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39365\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39373,"href":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39365\/revisions\/39373"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39365"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39365"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39365"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}