{"id":1788,"date":"2009-03-04T16:03:27","date_gmt":"2009-03-04T22:03:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mandmpond.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/04\/funny-noelle\/"},"modified":"2009-03-04T16:03:27","modified_gmt":"2009-03-04T22:03:27","slug":"funny-noelle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/04\/funny-noelle\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Noelle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Noelle on clothes: &quot;These are my favorite because they look cute on my skin.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Noelle on God: &quot;If God is in my heart, then I should probably go to the doctor.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Noelle on her cool Mommy: &quot;You&#8217;re my Mommy of the whole best world!&quot;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Noelle on clothes: &quot;These are my favorite because they look cute on my skin.&quot; Noelle on God: &quot;If God is in my heart, then I should probably go to the doctor.&quot; Noelle on her cool Mommy: &quot;You&#8217;re my Mommy of the whole best world!&quot;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1788"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1788"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1788\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pondfam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}